Mare-y Sue Parody

Guys, this is a Mary Sue parody, don't take it so seriously.
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HAI GAIZ DIS IZ MAI NEW PWNY OCC11!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!111111!!!!!
NAME: KAWAII DESU GLITTER SPARKLEZ
AGE: SEVENTEEN BEETCHEZ
She is kind, smart, talented, beautiful, she is good at everything, neat, polite, modest, loyal, honest, always smiling, agile, she is also a vampire pony who doesn't suck blood and she SPARKLEZ.
S0 L0VE HER AND REESPEKT HER!11!!!11!!1!!111!!!!!!1111111!!!!!

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That was fun. Anyways, if your OC is like this, please... just... make a new OC. If you wouldn't mind.
( And it was also painful but whatever. )